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Monday, March 10, 2008

Gm's cutting edge techonology

General Motors will soon be premiering its new Fusion Cell car a great advance in technology that will completely eliminate gasoline. Piss Wagoner the chairmen of Gm and the father of the fusion car said at a news conference that everything is on schedule. A few months ago Piss ordered 500 engineers at Gm to work solely on the fusion project and drop all other projects they where working on, The board of directors at Gm recently gave Piss Wagoner a well deserved raise for his tremondous tenacity and vision. After all he has pissed away an entire corporation. Piss Wagoner announced also that he is writing a new book. The title is how to Ass Kiss your way to the top. Piss certainly didnt make it to top on his ability to run a major automobile company.<<<<<<< THE ELECTIONS The recent issure of Time magazine has a map of the states both Democratic candidates have won. Obama's victories it can be seen are in your so called potlicker states. The potlicker states never or very rarely vote Democratic in national or congressional elections and contribute very little money to the National Party. Hillory Clinton has won all of the states that usually vote Democratic in national elections. If Hillory wins Pennsylvania she has won. Whole lot of people would get angry if the potlicker states ended up picking the Democratic nominee.