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Sunday, July 26, 2009

NEWS BULLETIN!!!!!! NEWS BULLETIN!!!! CHECHEN REBEL EXTREMEISTS HAVE OBTAINED WEAPONS GRADE NUCLEAR MATERIAL FROM IRAN'S REACTOR

RUSSIA IS ON HIGH ALERT: The theft of the nuclear material came despite increased Iranian and Russian security at the reactor site. The stolen material is linked to a worker with a high security clearance level who as it turns out has ties to various terroists groups. Iran has termed this as an accident or misshap that wasn't the fault of its security and has appologized to Russian Prime Minister Putin.
Putin who could have terminated construction of the reactor as part of a deal with the United States to cancle building a nuclear shield in that area has said Russia will remain viligant in fighting terroism. In this case the horse is alread out of the barn and apparently Mr putins is the one who forgot to lock it.
LOS ANGELES' PUSSY ADDICTED MAYOR ANTONIO VEE-BATISTA HAS TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF: Mayor Vee-Batista has started going to church and has entered a 12 step program for his addiction to you know what (PUSSY). Its was reported that he eats the stuff. He is a sick,sick,sick man. Everyone wishes Mayor Vee well but the most important thing Angelinos want to know is will Mayor Vee's job performance improve.
So far Mayor Vee-Batista has performed poorly. Real estate developer Related Cos. owes the city a ton of money in late fees. Lets see Mayor Vee-Batista do his job and collect the money. If Mayor Vee cant perform his job because of his addiction then maybe he should just stay in a rehab center until he is well enough to work. Mayor Vee leave the pussy alone and get back to work. That echos the sentiments of most citizens in Los Angeles. They have had enough of Mayor Vee's pussy addicted ways.
GM BACK OF THE PACK HAS A LONG HARD ROAD TO GO: Even with the right management team in place which it dosen't have its going to be very difficult for Gm to make a successful recovery. First of all Gm has lost out on the all important commercial truck market. Gm used to be very competative with Fords in that market. Fords quality has now improved while the quality of Gm's trucks has gone downhill badly. Commerical truck users are staying away from Gm and that is a lucrative market. Its going to be a cold ass Chritmas at Gm if they last that long.