The Man Who Devised the Double Down Stragedy

A close adviser to George Bush is talk radio host Bill Bennett. Bennett was recalling his days a riverboat gambler in the Las Vegas casinos where he lost the fortune he earned as a mouth piece for the right-wing consevatives.
And he recalled what he and the other suckers playing the slot machines would do when they where losing there ass and have a bad night. He told Georgie Boy they would simply parlay or double down there bets thinking that there sting of bad luck couldnt go on forever.
In Bill Bennetts case there one to many nights when lady luck stood him up and never showed up. But Bennett told Georgie that was unlikely to happen to him since he had stole a presidential election and still managed to become President and win the congressional elections 2 years later. The Georgie Boy agreed and thats how the double down stragedy was created. Now they both are going on Hee Haw and announce it to the nation.